Weight Lifting (Down There)

May. 3rd, 2009 at 6:41 PM



So we're almost out of Depends. (I know this is really cool stuff to talk about right?) (That was me being facetious in case you didn't catch that.) And I'm wondering about where the best place to buy them would be...and also if the small/medium size will fit La Suprema AND be enough to hold her pee. (That lady can pee like a racehorse!) I'm looking online and there's a company that does nothing but sell supplies for incontinence...and they sell *this*...


Feminine Personal Trainer®
Imagine your pelvic floor muscles (the ones responsible for holding back urine) being strong enough to lift up to one whole pound. Impossible? Not with the FPT (Feminine Personal Trainer®) now available in two weights - 12 oz. and 16oz. 


ONE WHOLE POUND!!! Holy kershmackerbies! I just keep thinking about those FedExes at work that we send out. (A pound can be surprisingly heavy.) I'm not sure my vajayjay could lift a pound. And there's something about the wording in this blurb that is just a little funny to me. "Impossilbe? *Not* with the FTP!" -Why nothing's impossible...for a girl with a dream! ;-)
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Comments





witty_banter wrote:
May. 4th, 2009 05:44 am 
Honestly, this just makes me want to buy one to see if I can do it.





vanmedi wrote:
May. 4th, 2009 07:44 pm 
I am a bit curious too. I just couldn't take it if my vagina was *also* completely out of shape. My abs? -Yes...I can handle that because almost everybody else I know has the same problem...but my vagina? I like to think of it as being in *peak* physical condition. ...Like if my vagina could take a walk without me...it would be climbing Mount Everest! "Oooh look! Vanessa's vagina is climbing to the summit today! ...and *without* a sherpa too!"




kitty8fish wrote:
May. 4th, 2009 11:48 pm 
hahahaha go vanessa's vagina, go!!





kitty8fish wrote:
May. 4th, 2009 04:11 pm 
Hahahaha, pretty funny. The idea of inserting cold steel that weighs one pound into my vagina doesn't seem that appealing somehow. Duck lips once a year is enough.




vanmedi wrote:
May. 4th, 2009 07:46 pm 
What's *not* appealing about that??? (Kidding)..But seriously..."Duck lips"? In your vagina??? Hmmm...explain yourself.




kitty8fish wrote:
May. 4th, 2009 11:48 pm 
"duck lips" is a nickname for the speculum used in our lovely annual gyn exams.




vanmedi wrote:
May. 5th, 2009 11:16 pm 
OH! Yes..they do look like duck lips don't they? I had a physical today...I also got my annual gyn exam done too. I was actually surprised. I've never had it all in one shot. I wasn't expecting the duck lips today. It was so awkward too. She had her fingers in me, and we were talking about what kind of dog I had...and if she was high strung. I accidentally said that the dog got nervous...I have no idea what I was saying! My dog doesn't get nervous. She's bouncy and robust. *I* was the one who was having a hard time having a *normal* conversation with someone's fingers in me. Yay. Good times. 
:-P