Showing posts with label Horoscope. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Horoscope. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Today's Horoscope: Death by fruity candle

June 6th, 2009; 9:15 PM


Scorpio
You're trying to get someone to see how wise it is to give in and fall completely and totally in love with you. It will definitely work, of course -- who could possibly resist you? In the meantime, though, a little ambiance to go along with that dinner invitation couldn't hurt. Say, a couple of candles, some flowers and maybe some mood music. You know what to do. ....and by ambiance do you mean getting rid of the moths and fruit flies? I'm sure that couldn't hurt...I bet the candle will help lure them to their collective doom. 
May 15th, 2009; 12:37 PM

Today's Horoscope

You should always feel safe and relaxed in your home; just hang out and enjoy!

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Finally! A horoscope I can agree with.