Tuesday, June 21, 2011

The Order of Things

Tuesday, June 15, 2010 at 4:19pm

A friend of mine recently lost her mother. For me, this issue runs very deep. It represents my primary struggle in life right now. I was trying to find the right words, and I was thinking about life...death...loss...joy...love...and overcoming struggles. I was reading a lot of different things while pondering these things, when I came upon this. I didn't send it to her...but I completely loved it. It made me laugh out loud, and it definitely resonated with me. I agree 100%.

“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating...and you finish off as an orgasm.”

~George Carlin
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