Monday, May 23, 2011

Fortune Cookies Don't Lie Man!


November 12th, 2008; 11:19 PM
Current mood:confident
Do I have anything to say?
Yes. Yes I do...
Tonight is the full moon. Thus, I shall commence with the purchase of a lottery ticket, as my fortune cookie instructed me...it indicated that I would have great luck and fortune on this day (of the full moon). And ya can't doubt a fortune cookie...can ya? Heck no. Those are written by Nobel laureates and out of work Peace Prize winners. I mean, the best of the best put those things together. Which is why it's all the more funny when you add the "in bed" part to the end of the fortune.
That's about it. Well...that and...I am on the mend. At ze work. Oonce, I vas meesed. Cool beans.  

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