February 18th, 2009; 1:20 AM
I've had a lot of really good talks today. -Thankfully also jokes. Because seriously..if I couldn't laugh at this situation it would be so much more depressing than it already is.
My good friend, Apple, had the best advice. He thinks I need to just go out and have sex with someone. To help me get over Joshua. "Kick him to the curb....He's in Africa." -Apple has the good fortune of having his most signifigant ex be in Africa. So although she occasionally calls...there's no real danger of ever getting hurt again. In fact, Apple has a lot of good luck that way. One of his ex's is in Africa, another is in Guatamala, and yet the future ex will soon enough be in Australia. -Not that anything is going wrong with Miss Australia ...or the urine girl as I like to call her. (-He actually picked her up while giving her his urine sample...I don't know how he does it..but it's impressive.) One of the best parts about that talk was when we were talking about love. I told him how I remembered myself before Joshua. I was really happy then. With or without love, I was good. It's really made me think about the difference between then and now, and how a really big part of me really doesn't ever want to fall in love again because it's brought so much pain that I never had before. "I don't think I want to fall in love." I said. And then he finished my sentence with "...for a while." It made me smile. It really touched my heart, that I have such a good friend, who really cares about my happiness, and doesn't want to see me get hurt anymore by Joshua. Who wants to see me happy one day, in love with someone who would be good to love.
My good friend, Apple, had the best advice. He thinks I need to just go out and have sex with someone. To help me get over Joshua. "Kick him to the curb....He's in Africa." -Apple has the good fortune of having his most signifigant ex be in Africa. So although she occasionally calls...there's no real danger of ever getting hurt again. In fact, Apple has a lot of good luck that way. One of his ex's is in Africa, another is in Guatamala, and yet the future ex will soon enough be in Australia. -Not that anything is going wrong with Miss Australia ...or the urine girl as I like to call her. (-He actually picked her up while giving her his urine sample...I don't know how he does it..but it's impressive.) One of the best parts about that talk was when we were talking about love. I told him how I remembered myself before Joshua. I was really happy then. With or without love, I was good. It's really made me think about the difference between then and now, and how a really big part of me really doesn't ever want to fall in love again because it's brought so much pain that I never had before. "I don't think I want to fall in love." I said. And then he finished my sentence with "...for a while." It made me smile. It really touched my heart, that I have such a good friend, who really cares about my happiness, and doesn't want to see me get hurt anymore by Joshua. Who wants to see me happy one day, in love with someone who would be good to love.
Because when you ask a lady if she wants your pee and she says yes. You my friend are in for some freaky dirty fun shit. Especially when you are at the bar or coffee shop when you ask them.
You get a very different reaction when giving blood.....
In my opinion if you are worried that you might be rebounding but still feel the need to act out sexually with another person. Find a nice homeless person. They are cheap dates and when it's over you can just drop them off wherever and not have to worry about calling.
So, this is Nekola's lesson on being single.
Always throw rocks at glass houses, and set fire to the rest.