June 2nd, 2009; 7:39 PM
I am giving myself 10 minutes to relax.
I am giving myself15 mi 20 minutes to relax.
And when I am done, I will jump out of bed, strip the sheets and load up my beautiful baby with all of the laundry that is clogging up my bedroom floor and go to the laundromat and finally do my laundry there. Quickly. Using up that massive vat of detergent that I bought from Walmart...that was NOT high efficiency detergent. -My bad.
And while I am there, I will do something awesomely productive with my time...like read a book, or maybe even listen to an Anthony Robbins CD and formulate my life goals. I will resist the urge to completely space out as I have found myself doing on the rare occasions that I actually do go to a laundromat...and I will *not* people watch, or stare into the whirling, sudsy, black-black hole that is the washing machine. I will not stare into the dryer either. It will not lul me into a hypnotic state whereby I find myself thinking about random crap and wishing that I was at a laundromat with a shasta soda machine and a pac-man game.
I will get it done.
I will be triumphant!
I am giving myself
And when I am done, I will jump out of bed, strip the sheets and load up my beautiful baby with all of the laundry that is clogging up my bedroom floor and go to the laundromat and finally do my laundry there. Quickly. Using up that massive vat of detergent that I bought from Walmart...that was NOT high efficiency detergent. -My bad.
And while I am there, I will do something awesomely productive with my time...like read a book, or maybe even listen to an Anthony Robbins CD and formulate my life goals. I will resist the urge to completely space out as I have found myself doing on the rare occasions that I actually do go to a laundromat...and I will *not* people watch, or stare into the whirling, sudsy, black-black hole that is the washing machine. I will not stare into the dryer either. It will not lul me into a hypnotic state whereby I find myself thinking about random crap and wishing that I was at a laundromat with a shasta soda machine and a pac-man game.I will get it done.
I will be triumphant!
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