Thursday, May 26, 2011

Liger Porn


Leslie LCreezy Crebassa
doesn't get porn. Can't men tell that the women are faking? Or is it that they don't care? So weird.
January 11, 2009 at 12:32am ·  · 
    • Jodi Arata I think maybe you're not watching the right porn.
      January 11, 2009 at 12:33am · 
    • Tom Knudson ha, little of both.... mostly the second.
      January 11, 2009 at 12:34am · 
    • Tom Knudson good call jodi
      January 11, 2009 at 12:34am · 
    • Leslie LCreezy Crebassa hahaha, i guess i have a lot to learn!! but it seems like every time i'm exposed to porn, i'm like, man that looks uncomfortable and she's not even changing her facial expression and this makes me NOT want to have sex. it does the opposite of what it's supposed to!! where does this supposed "good porn" exist or is it just a mythical creature, like the unicorn and the liger?
      January 11, 2009 at 12:41am · 
    • Tom Knudson i wouldn't recommend liger porn... and as hard as i've tried, can't seem to find unicorn porn... but i like where you're headed :)
      jk
      January 11, 2009 at 12:48am · 
    • Leslie LCreezy Crebassa hahahaha that totally made me laugh out loud. thanks tom.
      January 11, 2009 at 12:49am · 
    • Tom Knudson good suggestion jodi, i'd start off simple if i were you.... but seriously if you want to laugh.. or cry a little, check out brazillian fart porn.... fucking priceless
      January 11, 2009 at 12:59am · 
    • Jodi Arata HAHAAHAHAHA. Actually, on a serious note: there are a lot of female pornstars who genuinely DO enjoy what they're doing and you can very much tell.

      We downloaded Nailin' Pailin for shits and giggles, it's actually pretty fucking hilarious.
      January 11, 2009 at 1:10am · 
    • Jodi Arata Excuse me: Nailin' PALIN. You betcha'!
      January 11, 2009 at 1:11am · 
    • Tom Knudson hahahahahaha, oh man! i am DEFINITELY watching that later!
      January 11, 2009 at 1:12am · 
    • Leslie LCreezy Crebassa hahahaha brazillian fart porn? i'm curious and yet i'm a bit scared of what a google search for "brazillian fart porn" will turn up.
      nailin' palin? i am so out of the loop! sounds hilarious. i think i might like porn more when it's funny. i seriously need to watch more porn!! i'm missing out!
      January 11, 2009 at 1:16am · 
    • Tom Knudson 
      you ARE missing out, but thanks to advances in modern technology, all you need is some fast internets and you can catch up on literally DECADES of depravity in just a few clicks!! rock that redtube and you won't be dissapointed!

      just stay away from anything that says "pink sock" or that sounds like food... "chili dog" "strawberry cheesecake" or "sicilian hot pocket" ... they sound either cute or delicious but i assure you they are neither.....
      January 11, 2009 at 1:24am · 
    • Jodi Arata Don't forget one guy one cup! It'll make you want to DIE.
      January 11, 2009 at 1:27am · 
    • Tom Knudson haha oh yeah anything involving a cup!! .. no good
      January 11, 2009 at 1:28am · 
    • Leslie LCreezy Crebassa okay so i looked them up (because what else is the internet for) and i didn't find SICILIAN hot pocket but something close:

      ruby nuben hot pocket -- slang term for the female genetalia.
      "damn homey, i'm starving. i could sure go for a ruby nuben hot pocket."

      hahaha man, tom, i think i need to be your apprentice. you are an internet master and there's so much i could learn from you.
      January 11, 2009 at 1:32am · 
    • Jodi Arata ‎::bows to Tom::

      Yea, nothing involving a cup. But seriously, you should watch One Guy One Cup and tell me, from a doctor's perspective, how terrible what he does is for you.
      January 11, 2009 at 1:36am · 
    • Leslie LCreezy Crebassa okay, i am going to search for it, watch it, and get back to you...
      January 11, 2009 at 1:37am · 
    • Jodi Arata http://www.1guy1cup.net/1-guy-1-cup/1-guy-1-cup-video/

      I am warning you--it made me wanna puke.
      January 11, 2009 at 1:39am · 
    • Tom Knudson haha yeah there are many slang variations on the hot pocket... and it involves the female genitalia yes... but there's more... and its not pretty trust me... it's something you can't UNsee

      just like the cup vids.... or pain olympics
      January 11, 2009 at 1:41am · 
    • Jodi Arata Eeewwwww, Tom, is it like...anal prolapse or something? I could see that being called a "hot pocket," or ... vomit INSIDE a vagina?! OH THE VARIOUS WAYS THIS COULD GO!
      January 11, 2009 at 1:42am · 
    • Tom Knudson from an engineering standpoint he would have been better not leaning back... it moved the concentration of stress from vertical to an angle against the cup, causing the shear force on the glass to increase beyond the yield strength of the material...... thus causing severe pain
      January 11, 2009 at 1:46am · 
    • Leslie LCreezy Crebassa 
      haha okay so i watched the one guy one cup thing and that man was remarkably calm for there being broken glass in his rectum causing him to bleed like that. although some of the rectum isn't as sensitive to pain as the more anal portion is, but that's beside the point because i'm sure it hurt either way. i hope that man got himself to a hospital, and the moral of the story is clearly that you should not insert things into your anus that are breakable. or you should be knowledgeable in engineering/physics, as tom points out. i bet you've never had a glass jar break in your asshole, tom, have you? some of us know the basic rules of the game.
      also, some second year students said that once when they were in the hospital, a man had to get a hairspray bottle surgically removed from deep within his butt, apparently.
      January 11, 2009 at 1:48am · 
    • Tom Knudson well if you combine the pink sock and the hot pocket you could really get interesting.... then you'd have prolapse, and fecal fornication.... either way you'll likely lose your appetitie
      January 11, 2009 at 1:50am · 
    • Tom Knudson haha no i have not inserted a glass jar into my anus leslie... only felt better about my own life after watching others suffer in such ways..

      hairspray? thats gnarly! was it like a big ass aquanet can??
      ...nevermind i don't really want to know...

      either way it sounds painful and not even remotely enjoyable... more like what nightmares are made of
      January 11, 2009 at 1:54am · 
    • Jodi Arata Good lord this shit is making me laugh.
      As for jar guy--I think he MEANT to break it. He has laceration scars all over around his genital/leg regions.
      I'm just thinking that he will not be having comfortable bowel movements, or maybe his body will just say NO BOWEL MOVEMENTS. PERIOD. And then he'll end up with obstructed bowels and whatnot and that can't be awesome.
      January 11, 2009 at 1:54am · 
    • Tom Knudson as a man who thoroughly enjoys his bowel movements i feel bad for him...

      and let me just say that this has been one of the greatest conversations i have ever been a part of.... the fact that your "status" has over 20 responses is awesome, i can't wait until someone clicks on "see all posts".... they won't know what hit 'em
      ....then they will promptly take a cold shower
      January 11, 2009 at 1:59am · 
    • Leslie LCreezy Crebassa tom, was totally just thinking the same thing. not about enjoying bowel movements (although they can be nice) but yeah, this pretty much wins the "best facebook thread ever" contest, as well as "longest facebook thread ever." between the hours of midnight and 2am, the world of facebook changed forever. where will we go from here?
      January 11, 2009 at 2:01am · 
    • Tom Knudson downhill leslie... its all downhill from here

      but at least we don't have glass in our ass :)
      January 11, 2009 at 2:04am · 
    • Leslie LCreezy Crebassa 
      haha anytime i'm bummed out now, all i'm going to think is, well, at least i don't have glass in my ass. and it probably will actually make me feel better. even better is that i don't purposefully WANT glass in my ass and that makes me feel better about myself already. i hope this has been as positive for you both, jodi and tom, as it has been for me.

      now that i'm good and primed to have horrible nightmares, i should probably go to bed. this wonderful moment in time had to end at some point, but i'll remember it always.

      and shit, we gotta hang out sometime.
      January 11, 2009 at 2:11am · 
    • Tom Knudson i couldn't agree more, it's been a pleasure you two!
      until we meet again... happy trails!
      January 11, 2009 at 2:15am · 
    • Vanessa Medina 
      Oh dear god! You guys are so funny. I've been busting up laughing for the last 10 minutes as I go down this very long chain of events.

      ...Oh and the cup thing!?! Whoah!

      ...But getting back to the original topic of porn. I really think that when the day comes that just as many women as men are directing/producing/and buying porn...well then...the men in porn will get much hotter, and the the porn as well will be something that more women will want to see.
      January 11, 2009 at 3:17pm · 
    • Vanessa Medina PS. Lider/unicorn porn...bahahahahahahaa
      January 11, 2009 at 3:17pm · 
    • Jodi Arata OH! Yes, Vanessa, men in porn are so unattractive (for the most part). Yuck. It's the men I usually have a problem with.
      January 18, 2009 at 2:24am · 
    • Vanessa Medina They really are. Yuck.
      January 18, 2009 at 1:34pm · 
    • Tanya Hoke Wow, I can't believe I hadn't seen this conversation until this moment! I just learned *so* much! Glass? Ligers? Unicorns? Farts? WTF? Wow. Just, wow. I miss you guys!
      January 19, 2009 at 7:34pm · 
    • Jodi Arata HAHAHAHA ♥ ::hug::

      This is the best thread ever.
      January 19, 2009 at 10:22pm · 
    • Jodi Arata And I'm apparently the Queen Degenerate of my group of friends! WOO!
      January 19, 2009 at 10:23pm · 
    • Leslie LCreezy Crebassa hey, have you guys seen this one? it's pretty weird, too, but more funny and way less disturbing than the one guy one cup video.
      http://videoviral.net/2008/07/1-girl-1-cake-nsfw-cake-farts/
      January 26, 2009 at 10:54pm · 
    • Vanessa Medina I'm tempted to look...but do I dare???
      January 28, 2009 at 1:15am · 
    • Leslie LCreezy Crebassa it'll make you laugh, not cry. promise. unless you're laughing so hard you cry. that's possible.
      January 28, 2009 at 7:38pm · 
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