I'm sitting at my desk. I had to take my mother to the dentist this morning, so I'm working through my lunch, so that I won't be out as long. My coworker was nice enough to swing by Mc Donald's and get me a cheeseburger, fries, and coke. (I love their fries! They are greasy, salty, and delicious!) So…I'm sitting at the front desk, attempting to discreetly, yet quickly scarf down my lunch. And this agent walks up to my desk, fishes out the scissors from my cup, and starts to (no joke) cut off his arm hair! (Gross! And weird!) Yeah. And also really unappetizing. Lunch was over quickly. The *used* scissors are still lying on my desk. I totally would swab them down with rubbing alcohol if I had it. It was all that I could do, to restrain myself from commenting. I seriously felt like blurting out, "Why not just cut off some pubes while you're at it? I mean, personal grooming is important. Here…You could sprinkle some on my cheeseburger while you're at it." But somehow I thought that wouldn't go over so well. Yeah…. Anyhoo…It reminded me of the Thanksgiving that I bought a pumpkin pie from the grocery store, only to realize that it had a pubic hair on top. THANK GOD I noticed it before I took it over to my friend's house, who was hosting the dinner!!! That wouldn't be much of an offering. "And here…I brought you a pumpkin pie…with *accoutrements!* -Dig in!!!"
- Location:Work
- Mood:seriously grossed out!
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kitty8fish wrote:Sep. 22nd, 2008 04:21 pm
haha your journal entry is pretty funny, too!! :) i like that there's a pubic hair tag on the entry, too... just in case i ever need to know about your experiences with pubic hair again... hahaha. :)
vanmedi wrote:Sep. 23rd, 2008 03:03 pm
Thanks. I try to make it easy to access the different categories of my life here. :-P
...Miss you!
witty_banter wrote:Sep. 22nd, 2008 10:24 pm
vanmedi wrote:Sep. 23rd, 2008 03:02 pm
The guy is totally weird!
kitty8fish wrote:Sep. 23rd, 2008 07:50 pm
you know what else? pubic hair IS accoutrements, just meant for the genitalia and not for the pumpkin pie (and hopefully never the two shall meet).
vanmedi wrote:Sep. 23rd, 2008 10:41 pm
Oh, but they did!! Ewwww.
witty_banter wrote:Sep. 28th, 2008 11:37 pm
There is a website that sells special PUBIC hair dye and STENCILS for shaving/waxing in SHAPES.
witty_banter wrote:Sep. 28th, 2008 11:36 pm
Hehehe, I love the tags on this post btw :)
CHEESBURGERPUBICHAIR.
I keep saying it like that in my head.
CHEESBURGERPUBICHAIR.
I keep saying it like that in my head.
vanmedi wrote:Sep. 29th, 2008 07:08 pm
Hahahaha
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