I would have to go see Jesus. I want to know was he real? Was he crazy? Who did *he* think he was? Did he think he was an average Joe, or did he really think he was the son of god and the byproduct of an immaculate conception...and if so...how did he get along with Joseph? Did he ever get all angsty that his *real* father was never really around? Or...what? Was he an asshole? A great guy? What? Was that story about Pantera true? Was he a "shit disturber" as my History of God prof would say? Did he have it coming with the crucifixion? And was he like MLK Jr. in that he knew...or rather suspected that he was not long for this world *because* he was a shit disturber. Did he like to party? Was he a "glutton and a drunk"? Or was he a prude? Did he wear underwear? What did he think of sex? Was Mary Magdeline his wife? And how would he feel about gay marriage today?
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