May 24th, 2008; 1:55 AM
Current mood:
breezy
1. Can you shave a badger? -Probably not. I hear they're not too keen on that idea.
2. Who decided that badgers would make the best paint and shave brushes??? I mean it seems so random....why not house cats? Persians seem like a good badger alternative. (I'm just throwing out ideas here...)
3. Who the fuck is growing badgers? Like a cash crop??? Are these people in Canada? -I bet!
4. But seriosly...wouldn't it make more sense to invest in techniques that would enable you to put the badger into a deep sleep... Give it a little sleepy-poo-gas or something...and just shave the fuckers. It seems like an obvious solution. Although I would totally NEVER want that job. Can you imagine putting that on your resume? "Professional Badger Shaver". ..."I'm part of the union..."
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