You Just Don't See Enough Dick Nowadays!

May 19th, 2007; 9:21 PM

Current mood:amused

While hanging out with a friend today...I had a discussion about the whole "girls gone wild" phenomenon in our culture. He was telling me about a girl in one of his classes that is always telling stories that begin with: "back when I was wild, I used to..." (the funny part of this story is I think she's somewhere around 23ish...maybe? So when she refers to "back in tha day stories"...it lacks a certain amount of authenticity..because it wasn't thaaaat long ago.) Anyhoo...she was telling a bunch of guys a story about how she used to like to go to strip clubs. -But she would emphasise that she was not gay. "Ya just don't see enough pussy" was one of her key phrases...and then the story led into how she had a bunch of strippers all over her grinding away and giving her lap dances. The main reason that women tell stories like this to a group of young guys is to score hot points and cool points. This is soooooo funny to me because it works! Not with all guys...but obviously with some (alot). I highly recommended to him that the next time she started in on one of her bump/grind stripper stories, he should one up her with one of his; and see if it works. (I know it won't. -It's a one way street with these types of things. I just want to see how she reacts...and how the other guys will react.) We joked about a male version of that story...how he could tell her a story about how he used to go to strip clubs too (male strip clubs)..."because you just don't see enough dick!" and how he had a couple of male strippers grinding away on him; slapping him in the face with thier big cocks. "-But I'm not gay" he'd say. I just like to go to male strip clubs and grind away...because I think it's hot. And see if it works on her. Perhaps the idea of him and two sweaty oiled down manly-men will turn her on and perhaps she will ask him out and try to get him all liquored up and back to her place...who knows?...perhaps she will "get lucky".  Why don't these things work in reverse? Why isn't there a market for man on man action -"Guys Gone Wild"? How come there aren't a bevy of young attractive men eager and willing to "pretend" to be gay on video for free drinks and the attention of rowdy obnoxious women? Where is the female Joe Francis? ..All pimped out in her jet flying around the world from one "spring break" to the next.