Jan. 18th, 2009 at 12:34 PM
OK...Facebook is leaking over to Livejournal. I would write this on my Facebook, but I made the sad mistake of friending some people from work over there, and would really hate it if this got back to work. I'm sure there's a way of restricting who can view my posts there...but I'm not in the mood to find out how to do it, and heaven forbid, I make a mistake and they can read it!
Ahh...so...I checked out the site that Jodi recommended to Leslie. And E-GADS! I have to say that so far I am shell shocked and surprised. I really thought I would like porn. I was so wrong. I am really hoping that there is some much better porn out there. There probably is. But of the two small clips that I saw...lordy-ho!?! First off...what's with all the spitting!?! I have NEVER spit on a guy's penis while giving him head. I just don't get it. It might be functional...but it is REALLY NOT sexy. Or classy. Where's the *classy* porn? I think I might like it. And then one girl was practically getting choked with this penis in her mouth...which is really not cool, not hot, and for the record: not fun either. I just don't get it? And she had these horrible tattoo's on her body. But they weren't artful. They looked more like prison tattoo's. She had one on her hand, in the little web part between your thumb and your index finger, it was very distracting. And then the overall tone of that porn felt creepy. It really seemed like there was a good chance that this *actress* in real life, had been the childhood victim of sexual and physical abuse, and that she was now living it out on film and most likely in her personal life too. It was soooooo not sexy to watch. And I cannot imagine that what she was *enduring* physically felt at all good to her body.
OK...so the other porn...a lot better. I did get the feeling that the woman was genuinely enjoying herself. Which is WAY GOOD! But I didn't get the sense that the guy was...or that he was connecting with his partner. (I don't just want porn...They have to fall in love too apparently -JK.) But really..the guy kept his shoes and socks on. Hahahhaahaha. Now if that isn't sexy...I just don't know what is? This one was comical. But I don't believe it was intentionally comical. At one point the actress's butt-plug fell out on accident. She was like: "OOops!" Bahahahaa! That was a good laugh. I'm not sure how sexy it was, but it was a good laugh.
Mood: amused
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witty_banter wrote:
Jan. 19th, 2009 12:56 am
HA!
Ok, so here is the thing with porn: you have to know/figure out what you're into. If you're looking for an emotional connection, you're not really going to find it. But, on redtube.com for example, you can search by category. You can pick the category of sex you're into, and then sort through it to find what you want. Redtube is good because there is a little of something for everyone to be found there, but of course you'll also find a lot that isn't to your liking. For me? I don't like anal--and I always fast-forward thru oral sex (both guy and girl). I look for positions that I know I like--because those are the feelings (physical and emotional) that I identify with most easily.
The guys are almost universally unattractive, but that doesn't matter much because (I know this is gross) but I am definitely more "turned on" by the close up sex shots, the money shots if you will, than I am by the full on image of the two people looking ridiculous.
:)
AS for spitting--eh--it's not sexy but it's definitely sexy to guys. They like it wet, really wet, and they are turned on by the choking/lots of saliva. Gives 'em a sense that they're REALLY BIG or something. Most guys I've met enjoy that in porn.
And I do find that the saliva is quite useful IRL, too. But perhaps that's a subject for another day.
I like to think I have a pretty good eye for what I'll like--hold your mouse over the thumbnail of any of the videos on redtube and it will show you quick previews of what will happen, so you can easily begin to eliminate things based on what you see in the snapshot. I look for girls who are alternative without being trashy (i.e. Eva Angelina), and I tend to like two girls and one guy because it introduces more elements of sexiness and fun and less elements of "uh...ramramram...i'm a dude...ramramram..."
There are some romantic porn vids, too, which is a good place to start. Anything where people are European and fucking on a terrace is bound to be kind of sexy and romantic. HAHA!
I generally avoid anything with buttplugs ;)
I am so disturbed by the anus...I just don't go there.
I laughed so much reading this post--you have a way of stating things that is just fabulous.
See you tomorrow??
witty_banter wrote:
Jan. 19th, 2009 11:18 pm
http://www.redtube.com/8514
I think this is a good one. It has the feel of an actual relationship (maybe). And it's fun.
vanmedi wrote:
Jan. 21st, 2009 06:25 pm
Watched it! I liked how into it he was. It was cute. His enthusiasm seemed genuine. And I really liked how she didn't seem like she was hurting herself...or into being degraded. It was definitely more to my taste than anything else I've seen yet. Thanks for the tip! :-)
OK...Facebook is leaking over to Livejournal. I would write this on my Facebook, but I made the sad mistake of friending some people from work over there, and would really hate it if this got back to work. I'm sure there's a way of restricting who can view my posts there...but I'm not in the mood to find out how to do it, and heaven forbid, I make a mistake and they can read it!
Ahh...so...I checked out the site that Jodi recommended to Leslie. And E-GADS! I have to say that so far I am shell shocked and surprised. I really thought I would like porn. I was so wrong. I am really hoping that there is some much better porn out there. There probably is. But of the two small clips that I saw...lordy-ho!?! First off...what's with all the spitting!?! I have NEVER spit on a guy's penis while giving him head. I just don't get it. It might be functional...but it is REALLY NOT sexy. Or classy. Where's the *classy* porn? I think I might like it. And then one girl was practically getting choked with this penis in her mouth...which is really not cool, not hot, and for the record: not fun either. I just don't get it? And she had these horrible tattoo's on her body. But they weren't artful. They looked more like prison tattoo's. She had one on her hand, in the little web part between your thumb and your index finger, it was very distracting. And then the overall tone of that porn felt creepy. It really seemed like there was a good chance that this *actress* in real life, had been the childhood victim of sexual and physical abuse, and that she was now living it out on film and most likely in her personal life too. It was soooooo not sexy to watch. And I cannot imagine that what she was *enduring* physically felt at all good to her body.
OK...so the other porn...a lot better. I did get the feeling that the woman was genuinely enjoying herself. Which is WAY GOOD! But I didn't get the sense that the guy was...or that he was connecting with his partner. (I don't just want porn...They have to fall in love too apparently -JK.) But really..the guy kept his shoes and socks on. Hahahhaahaha. Now if that isn't sexy...I just don't know what is? This one was comical. But I don't believe it was intentionally comical. At one point the actress's butt-plug fell out on accident. She was like: "OOops!" Bahahahaa! That was a good laugh. I'm not sure how sexy it was, but it was a good laugh.
Mood: amused
Comments
witty_banter wrote:
Jan. 19th, 2009 12:56 am
HA!
Ok, so here is the thing with porn: you have to know/figure out what you're into. If you're looking for an emotional connection, you're not really going to find it. But, on redtube.com for example, you can search by category. You can pick the category of sex you're into, and then sort through it to find what you want. Redtube is good because there is a little of something for everyone to be found there, but of course you'll also find a lot that isn't to your liking. For me? I don't like anal--and I always fast-forward thru oral sex (both guy and girl). I look for positions that I know I like--because those are the feelings (physical and emotional) that I identify with most easily.
The guys are almost universally unattractive, but that doesn't matter much because (I know this is gross) but I am definitely more "turned on" by the close up sex shots, the money shots if you will, than I am by the full on image of the two people looking ridiculous.
:)
AS for spitting--eh--it's not sexy but it's definitely sexy to guys. They like it wet, really wet, and they are turned on by the choking/lots of saliva. Gives 'em a sense that they're REALLY BIG or something. Most guys I've met enjoy that in porn.
And I do find that the saliva is quite useful IRL, too. But perhaps that's a subject for another day.
I like to think I have a pretty good eye for what I'll like--hold your mouse over the thumbnail of any of the videos on redtube and it will show you quick previews of what will happen, so you can easily begin to eliminate things based on what you see in the snapshot. I look for girls who are alternative without being trashy (i.e. Eva Angelina), and I tend to like two girls and one guy because it introduces more elements of sexiness and fun and less elements of "uh...ramramram...i'm a dude...ramramram..."
There are some romantic porn vids, too, which is a good place to start. Anything where people are European and fucking on a terrace is bound to be kind of sexy and romantic. HAHA!
I generally avoid anything with buttplugs ;)
I am so disturbed by the anus...I just don't go there.
I laughed so much reading this post--you have a way of stating things that is just fabulous.
See you tomorrow??
witty_banter wrote:
Jan. 19th, 2009 11:18 pm
http://www.redtube.com/8514
I think this is a good one. It has the feel of an actual relationship (maybe). And it's fun.
vanmedi wrote:
Jan. 21st, 2009 06:25 pm
Watched it! I liked how into it he was. It was cute. His enthusiasm seemed genuine. And I really liked how she didn't seem like she was hurting herself...or into being degraded. It was definitely more to my taste than anything else I've seen yet. Thanks for the tip! :-)
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